Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz zero apologies from a man

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

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Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

A red ribbon banner at the bottom contains gold text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS

and bare muscular shoulders rendered in cartoon line art with a stern expression

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz zero apologies from a manSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved