Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Registration number '180924609' appears below

Registration number '180924609' appears below in matching distressed golden-yellow lettering

Golden-yellow blackletter text below reads "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A G THANG

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

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Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Registration number '180924609' appears belowVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.