Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bureaucratic formatting is the only

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

Black block lettering at the bottom reads "5390 STEVENS CREEK BLVD

A small white olive branch sprig sits centered beneath the text

and a vertical sign reading "BOWL

Builder of some of the finest homes in Iraq

Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bureaucratic formatting is the onlyNaming your retail empire "Tall & Fat" is the kind of radical honesty that makes every focus group consultant weep. Melon built 150 locations by refusing to pretend big guys wanted to shop somewhere called "The Slender Gentleman." Inspired by Back to School. The Details: Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white to light blue gradient fill and dark border, containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble