The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling its curling tentacles covered in

its curling tentacles covered in detailed suction cups radiating outward

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

Roller rinks survived disco

a thick handlebar mustache

The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling its curling tentacles covered inWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo