Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Arched black text reads "DIARRHEA

Arched black text reads "DIARRHEA IS HEREDITARY" in bold retro block lettering

one varsity letter he absolutely awarded himself

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Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self-discovery

Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Arched black text reads "DIARRHEAWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The