Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Retro cartoon portrait of Chet

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath

Diversifying into income tax means your refund comes with a past life reading

with "MIDDLE TEXAS LEAGUE" above and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" below in smaller gray type

TAKE THE CANNOLI

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Retro cartoon portrait of ChetCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro