George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt tampa "ESTD" and "1985" in white

"ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom

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Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

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Hans Gruber's event planning skills are criminally underrated

George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt tampa "ESTD" and "1985" in whiteFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads