Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with scrollwork flourishes beneath

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

with a small star beneath it

posed in a batting stance

That lit fuse is doing community service so your shirt doesn't have to

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with scrollwork flourishes beneathAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white