Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster " Cream script reads "Eastern

" Cream script reads "Eastern Association" and "Class A Baseball" above white block text reading "RHODE ISLAND" and a small cyan horizontal bar

Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION

white text reads "ESTD 1890" and "INDEPENDENT BASEBALL CLUB

holding chopsticks

5-inch floppy disk at lower right

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster " Cream script reads "EasternTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our sturdy