Karl Hungus Cable TV Repair - I am Expert - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt genius with a fan-shaped spray above

with a fan-shaped spray above arching gold water streams

Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive

Inspired by Gladiator

with white curved uppercase text reading "SPECIALIZING IN EXTRA ANCHOVIES" along the lower arc

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Adventure is out there

Karl Hungus Cable TV Repair - I am Expert - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt genius with a fan-shaped spray aboveBroken English on a boutique business card is peak Los Angeles entrepreneurship, especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables. Nobody has ever asked Karl Hungus about signal strength. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: White script text reads "Karl Hungus" above bold white block capitals "CABLE TV REPAIR" with a small white antenna icon, and smaller white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA" and "SINCE 1991"