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Drebin proves confidence and a vaguely Italian name outrank actual talent every single time

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

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he executed a masterclass in strategic commitment with zero exit plan

Bowling alleys back then were more than recreation

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