Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown dashed trail lines loop around

dashed trail lines loop around additional wave symbols

Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

flanked by green pine trees

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" across the top

Claiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning-Kruger effect doing a victory lap

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown dashed trail lines loop aroundTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered