Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " and "BASEBALL CLUB •

" and "BASEBALL CLUB • PORTLAND ME

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

" Scattered blue and red-coral stars in varying sizes surround the text

Customer complaints go directly into the wastebasket

They carried a community's pride long before the major leagues looked westward

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " and "BASEBALL CLUB •Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with