Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Before the Padres

Before the Padres

A tribute to the 1970s television classic

and Tennessee

and blue with dark palm tree silhouettes on each side

they're a casualty report

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Before the PadresSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small