Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Women's T-Shirt adult humor Circular portrait of Scott Howard

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White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

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Boning up on Snowflake's social calendar requires a full criminal dossier and surprisingly accurate lip-reading skills

Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Women's T-Shirt adult humor Circular portrait of Scott HowardGeorge's sci fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking. Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: A digital illustration of Marty McFly in a yellow radiation suit with a red headband and round visor performs the Vulcan salute against a starfield of small white dots. Outlined