Ask Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS"

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Nebraska towns lived and died with their teams

followed by matching red and blue double-line stripes above "WILSON" and "FOR MAYOR" in the same weathered white block lettering

Rock hammers

Nakatomi Plaza throws the best holiday parties

Ask Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS"Aliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve.