The Spirit of '76 - Unisex T-Shirt san diego Two red five-pointed stars flank

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

" "8TH AVENUE AT 50TH ST

Scattered white dots surround the text across the print area

A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate

The Spirit of '76 - Unisex T-Shirt san diego Two red five-pointed stars flankBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen