Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch

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this fan art design captures the humor and nostalgia of the classic 1983 movie

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

White block text reads "TRUCKING CO

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Hallmark hasn't returned the pitchMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork