The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt salinas with a red banner across

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

Small white stars

Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit

Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Squaring up against a T-Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt salinas with a red banner acrossStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a