I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from

Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down

000 years of cultural evidence

Cozy and warm

White blackletter text reads "Scandia" beneath the crest

Distressed golden-yellow engraving-style illustration depicts rope looped through an anchor's ring

I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer fromUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I