Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S styled after a punk band

styled after a punk band group shot

I wrote a song about it

Red hand-drawn text reads "CHICKEN BOY" across a banner held by a cartoon chicken-headed figure in a white apron and blue checkered pants

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Labeling yourself as a potential alcohol container is the kind of radical transparency most HR departments would respect

Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S styled after a punk bandCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.