Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 " "32 Lanes

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Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

Inspired by Conan the Barbarian

" Clean navy blue sans-serif text below reads "2400 E

Bold red slashed lettering below reads "WHATEVER IT TAKES

Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 " "32 LanesVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.