Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Bold white serif text below

Bold white serif text below reads "Diabeetus

pure perfection achieved at age eight

Selective hearing is a skill most people pretend they don't have while actively perfecting it in every conversation

and yellow reading "TASTY WAVES

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Bold white serif text belowNed Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape. Dying repeatedly only makes the whole life policy more appealing. Inspired by Groundhog Day. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA" above "ESTD 1993." A vintage muted color illustrated portrait of Ned Ryerson depicts him in a bowler hat, glasses, and an enthusiastic open mouthed grin. Golden yellow decorative text reads