If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone wearing an olive-brown campaign cover

wearing an olive-brown campaign cover with a small badge

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Inspired by Dazed and Confused

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone wearing an olive-brown campaign coverGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.