Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff this shirt is perfect for

this shirt is perfect for holiday parties and gatherings where you want to make a statement

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

and nobody ever will

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

depicting a figure holding a bottle

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff this shirt is perfect forReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"