Skateland - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pizza Rufus delivered that future tourism

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

Multicolored cartoon piñata in the shape of a burro

Dad's not mad about the lie

which is peak Midwest grief processing

Anaheim had Disneyland

Skateland - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pizza Rufus delivered that future tourismSkateland in Cleveland pledged to defeat fascism through roller skating, which is the most aggressively Midwestern contribution to World War II imaginable. Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th. The Details: Red and white striped Uncle Sam top hat tops the design, with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars. Bold white text reads "SKATELAND" above "EUCLID AT E. 90th ST. *