Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit with curved distressed blue text

with curved distressed blue text reading "CHIPPIES" arched across the top

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

A red badge shape with a white decorative border frames the full composition

where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri

sugar skull

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit with curved distressed blue textEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by