Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt calumet Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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and light blue depicts a corner building exterior with signage reading "JACK DEMPSEY'S RESTAURANT" and "OPPOSITE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

" and italic script reads "Santa Rosa

Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt calumet Inspired by National Lampoon's ChristmasWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The