My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L with sailboats and masted vessels

with sailboats and masted vessels in a background harbor scene

"ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom

White script text reads "Jack Dempsey's" above white block letters reading "RESTAURANT

riding a BMX bicycle through a starry sky dotted with white stars

" Curved script below reads "Amazing & Painless" above a small tooth icon surrounded by ornamental flourishes

My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L with sailboats and masted vesselsGrief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die. That thumbs up from behind the tombstone is basically a five star Yelp review written by a corpse. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "MY GRIEF COUNSELOR DIED." curving above a gray gravestone illustration with a rounded arch shape. A gray thumbs up hand emerges from behind the tombstone. Below, distressed white text reads