Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Guyabeetus is less a parody

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation

A burgundy corporate-style "ML" monogram sits beside "Rent-A-Car" and "MARATHON" in large dark text at the bottom

clubs like these gave towns their identity and their summers a pulse

" Golden-yellow text below reads "NEW YORK

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Guyabeetus is less a parodyLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch