Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight serving coffee and conversation to

serving coffee and conversation to regulars who never needed a menu

Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN" with the confidence of official merchandise is the purest form of psychological warfare against anyone who's ever owned a foam finger

but the audacity of asking is half the vacation

delivered with the composure of a man discovering his retirement plan involves a nuclear meltdown

A very funny phony parody security company design

Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight serving coffee and conversation toDads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003. Delegation is a leadership skill, and the couch is basically the corner office. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked, collegiate style layout with a weathered, worn texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.