Coffee - You Can Sleep When You're Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Touring merch for a band

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

A horizontal switchblade illustration below shows a gray handle with black rivets and a silver extended blade

Inspired by Office Space

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

Inspired by Predator

Coffee - You Can Sleep When You're Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Touring merch for a bandCoffee addiction is just socially acceptable substance dependence rebranded with ceramic mugs and motivational quotes. Sleep deprivation has never had better marketing or a more enthusiastic spokesperson. The Details: Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup, rendered in yellow and flesh tones with black outlines and a