Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Long Sleeve T-Shirt new mexico Loading bars at 85% carry

Loading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown

robbing banks in broad daylight and disappearing into the California surf

Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s-style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses

" with orange and gold horizontal speed lines integrated into the lettering

flanked by "NOT MY FIRST" and "OR MY LAST

Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Long Sleeve T-Shirt new mexico Loading bars at 85% carryI can feel it down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market. Special two plums for one. A very funny parody design inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality