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Golden-yellow illustration depicts a man's face composited onto a curvaceous figure gripping a vertical pole

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

flanked by "ESTD" vertically on the left and "1843" on the right

Distressed white stencil text below reads "SQUAD GOALS" in bold blocky capitals

Established in the mid-20th century

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