Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Arched golden-tan western text reads

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Fireworks Director is a self-appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span

George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Arched golden-tan western text readsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small