Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill Red script text reads "Squatchin'"

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

Catching flies with chopsticks is a terrible business model for a dojo with zero enrolled students and a tuition plan based on fence labor

A dark green mid-century pin-up illustration depicts a woman in a bikini seated on a bar stool

Two guys peacefully fishing on a vintage boat is doing an incredible amount of work to keep this shirt out of HR

perfect for fans who appreciate clever wordplay and nostalgia

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill Red script text reads "Squatchin'"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &