The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A distressed golden-yellow illustration of

A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a prospector-styled batter in a batting stance appears to the left

Six hours of staring at pegboard and holding a beer is "working on something" as long as nobody checks

distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of six white stars

Somewhere a West Coast rapper is looking at this and feeling an emotion that doesn't have a name yet

Pee-wee's revenge tour through the neighborhood is going to be deeply personal

The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A distressed golden-yellow illustration ofBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text