Spooky Appreciation Society - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Parking the Pork Chop Express

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

rendered in a simple clip-art style

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM

and gold containing white letters spelling "BOWL

Spooky Appreciation Society - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Parking the Pork Chop ExpressMembership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density. Annual dues are just buying another black candle nobody asked you to explain. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "SPOOKY SHIT" above a golden yellow skull illustration with melted wax dripping down its surface and multiple lit candles protruding from the top. Smaller white text flanking