American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon illustration of the Mutt

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

" with "SAN FRANCISCO

" flanking a small building silhouette

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American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon illustration of the MuttPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."