Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides

Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides mid-step in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

Reservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

and absolutely does not care about your Thursday meetings running long

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot stridesChopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock. Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs. Inspired by Stand By Me. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand drawn white illustration of Chopper, a happy Golden Retriever with its tongue out and a wide, dopey grin. Bold distressed white block text below