George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Abiding and doing the Dew

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Doubling down on eleven is Vegas gospel when Trent's the one preaching it

Describing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Purple curved text reads "WICHITA KANSAS" along the lower arc

George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Abiding and doing the DewFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads