Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports Gimme some of that bleached

Gimme some of that bleached bun

This officially-licensed kit includes a mini replica of the Ghost Trap from the 1984 classic film

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Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports Gimme some of that bleachedHey! Watch where you're chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax and abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.